Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Rent is too Damn Conspiratorial

The Priory of Sion, the Catholic secret society that guards the bloodline of Jesus and sends albino assassin monks after Tom Hanks, was registered in France declaring itself to be an "organization for the defense of the rights and the freedom of affordable housing."  Hey.  That reminds me of this guy:

You know what this means?  Jimmy McMillan is a member of the Priory of Sion, the most powerful secret organization in history!  McMillian has declared that he will run for President in 2012 and with the Priory behind him, he's sure to be elected.  Prepare for a Catholic theocracy administered through the Priory of Sion.  The Justice Department will burn heretics, the IRS will collect payment for indulgences, and the army will go on a Crusade to conquer Israel.  It won't be all bad though.  Rent will be really low.


  1. What a nutty guy. Maybe the Priory of Scion and this guy ought to get together to fight against the rent conspiracy together?